Monday, 28 December 2009

Homosapiens of the world. -what's poppin'?:)
How's it hangin sweet sugarmama'z? For me? I must admit, it's going preetty good. >.<

Christmas is over. -for another year. I haven't really enjoyed this onei must say.. My self obsessed cousin is too stuck up for my liking, and my pain in the arse of a brother is being.. a pain in the arse.

Didnt really get much, but im not gona be ungreatful. I have some straightenors now though, so it's all fine and dandy for me. well.. ISH. :L
-Believe it or not we actually had SNOW. Real, english, S N O W. I didnt go out, mind. It's too cold now'a days. You go out > You come back with pneumonia. :


So i've decided i want to write a book.. But i'm not sure what on? My life is currently being ruled by the book of face, so i cant really get much to think about..

-Why is it when i try so hard not to think about him i end up thinking about him more? All this time i've been trying not to write about him 'cause it'll bore you all.. It's not working. Maybe just a small paragraph? :')
He's the funniest lad ever, i think i got my wish when in my pervious post i wanted a tall, dark lad that's into sports. He's so lovely. I cant speak to him tonight or tomorrow though - it seems like forever to be honest. Good thing is, i can speak to him about anything and everything, literally, on the 30th. ''SMILE BABYCAKES'' :D:D

WOW, IT'S NEARLY NEW YEAR. :O
Oh my.. Where has the new year gone?! maaaayn, some stuff has gone down over the past 12 months. :/


I'm gona love you and leave you now. I'm getting bored of typing in a box, it's so dull.

-Happy new year everyone!:D xxxx.
byyyeeeeeeebyyyeeeeeeee. ♥♥♥

Thursday, 23 July 2009

sumertime. :)

hello there people of the, blogging world. -havent done a big blog in a looonng time.

i'm getting rather annoyed with the ''swine flu'' now. at first it was no big deal, but right now, everyones freakin out. it is estimated that there could be 65,000 deaths from it this year? i think they made a slight over estimation.

broke up for the summer holidays on friday last week, soo happy that it's ''summer''. i say ''summer'' because the weathers not really that great. annoying summer time really, i know i'm ranting on about everything recentlty, but argh. alot of things are annoying me.
-like the fact that my brother ate 6 packets of candy stix todday. -for lunch. i then took the liberty to snitch!
-and the fact that boys, urghhhh boys. what do you say? about boys.. well they're ignorant, petty, annoying, obnoxious, embarassing, not to mention acne covered pishposhers. but then, some of them.. can be the most amazing, caring, sweet, kind + funniest people you will ever come across.. or thats what it seems? hmmmm.
-the fact that, i could be possibly obsessing over this one very sweet, kind, caring, funny dude.. for almost a week. and err.. i cant seem to make his name disapear from my noodlepit. anyone got any ideas on how to stop obsessing? -he's just too good to be true- -sighs- ahhhhhhhhh.

so then, teacups from the grocery store that i like to call life?
hows it all hanging? everything a-okay?

ellen's sleeping over tomorrow. watching films+eating peanut m+ms. there's no other way to go tbh. hopefully i wont be texting no namer all night so that i can have some time with my bestest friend. :D
i really like him btw. :) -thinking i need to get my mind onto something else. something for realistic, as for where he lives.. in alderholt? anyone heard of that? somewhere near bournmouth i am told? urgh i need to stop thinking abotu him. hopefully tomorrow night will take my mind of things.. (yn).

WANTED: tall tanned/dark + hansome looking male. into sports, not freakishly overloaded on football tho. indie style, with a very strong liking for pink belts. ;-)
-anyone know of anyone? connect me. so much for the fucking summer romance i wanted. :(

anyway homboys+girls... i be going now, to the dark side of life, the rebelious side that i long to adventure upon.
gnight, :) x

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

specs.


heyaa guys, i went on a boat the other weekend. it was most wondiferous. i was driving it, oh yes. clever beans me, not only am i bilingual - but i can now drive boats, :D. i haven't done a big blog in a while so here's your update..
DAVE has been writing shizzle about me on her blog. just random crap really - as usual. i've got a blocked up nose atm, so that should be fun. freaking covonia+paracetamol tablets. whoopeeee! >:(
i got my new specs yesterday, they look beaut. and, they have zebra stripes down the inside of the frames. how awesome is that.. pretty awesome infact. i really want a nice big choclate cake all to myself now.
mom seems a'bit weird. i think she has a screw loos tbf; i mean.. what grown adult uses phrases like WAAHOOOO!! just simply because the car's passed the MOT + sings infront of the window - so that the whole street can hear it + see it. i bet ron's had a heart attak next door, bless him. he's half dead allready so i bet mom's finnished him off for good. now she's dancing with the dogs. honestly, some people...
just seen this picture of some kid, he had red greasepaint all over his face for RND'09. he looks like a pure tomato, no joke! he looks like a right freak. it's actually kind'aa scary, all you can see is his bright luminous red face + a big white smile + two white eyes.
errr - there's nothing more to say really. going to get some food now.
aurevoir, x

Sunday, 22 March 2009

at 03:14am on the 22ndmarch, mothersday '09 Jade Goody passed away peacefully in her sleep. her two boys are gonna miss her sosososomuch. all through her chemo+treatment she was tlling her two boys jack+freddie that she'll always be the brightest star in the sky and whenever they need to see her, all they have to do is look up + smile. she told them she'l always be looking down on them with smiles on her face. i know she should be one of those people that are frownedd upon, but honestly. after all she's been through - doesn't anyoen think she has to be given a smidge of slack. afterall, knowone deserves the dreadfull pain deep inside you like that.

ray to win the skatin yea? hell yes. he's one fit bitch. - alot like someone else i know. or would love to know. did anyone know that tis day would be the greatest day in our life? because it certainly seemed it for ray+maria. he's one largely muscular man.
anyone wanna go see 17again - (that's the one with zacefron in it.) omg, he's getting married ent'heee, to vanessahudgens? typical. they work together in three hit films+ then get hitched. i could hvae told you that would have happened. [:

so yea, i think i'll be going on a LARGE shopping spree next weekend. i shall have to get some dosh i think. AFTER ALL, i don't think mother will be too impressed if i go scrounging for it.

over+out. happymothersday.
rip jadetweed.

Thursday, 19 March 2009

fourcandles.

amaze lunch again today girls. - shame he wasn't in eeh. [n]. izzy compleets' embarrased herself.. everyone creased. ;)
jon says: you're chloe's sister right?
izzy says: yeaaa, *giggless*
jon says: realx girls - it's only jon. so what's your name then?
izzy says: POLAND. -crease-
alice says: NO IZZY! what's your NAME. [:
*izzy giggles.*

so yeaaa, - pretty damn fine lunch today. - i hope he's in tomorrow i don't get it.. i really like him - but i'll never get a chance with him. i mean.. he's allready got a gf + she's well stunnin. so how could i make matched up to that. after all - i am a fat skanky cow. it's funny -cos when they fancied someone, no one ever took the piss, but now it's silly little alice fancieing an 11er, oh no she's not worth his breath no more. i can't do anything right. meybe i shoudl just become some freakshow tatooed woman living in a flat on the 12th floor with twelve cats. how would that make them feel. i s'pose it'd give them something else to mock. ellen reckons she's gonna kick the bitch as shag him herself. but act' i'd be teh bitch she'd be kicking cos i'd allready be at his [:

somehow, our conversations developed onto turnips. at this point i managaed to dig myself into an even bigger hole than i'm allready in + manage to bury myself completely under the ground. i do not lick turnips. + i never will. maybe i shoudl try it? i don't know. i don't seem to knwo anthing these daays.

and now all teh power's complets' submerged us all in complete darkness. it's unual but also quite nice. relaxing in some way. dad's looking for candles now. probs' some kind of shite tea lightey ones. this whole situation reminds me of the two ronnies scetch book. my favourite one being the 'fourcandles' in the DIY shop.
Ronny #1: I'd like to but forkhandles please.
Ronny #2: OKK. *hands him four fork handles.
Ronny #2: NAAWW. not that. FOUR CANDLES.!!!

i love this. i have everything i've ever wanted.. well - appart from one thing. + we all know what that is. i have gowing candles surrounding me with warmth + i ahve nearly 2+1/2 hours left on my laptop battery. i also have my ipod with me so i'm all good. all i need now is someone to share the romance with. [L] shame i'm always so lonely on the best occaisions.

i actt' can't wait till saturdaay. gunna be amaze. - i'm going now.
loveyouuubaby; xooooo

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

taa very much girls. [:

what an amaze day. lunch was the donn' + we need to do this kind of shit again sometime. we were sat watching him + his socially rejected mates for what seems like only 2minutes. ]: sadly, it took up nearly the whole of lunch. then meggs+moniiquee decided it extremely funny to go+tell him i fancy him. taa very much girls. he then called us all fuck ugly + said that he's allready got a 'bird' anyway. who referes to girls as birds now'aa days anyhoo? it's a'bit fucktarded don't you think.
i can't wait for this summer. i really think it's gonna be the best one yet. if the weather keeps up it's routine, then we'll have a blast. maybe even a nice bf this time. (probs' not.) i think all of the9 should go up drayton mannor again. now that would be on severely craziee day. [y].
i'm gonna go now. there's nothing more to write. bubyee, [:

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

tired out.

evenin' [:
i'm shattered tonight.. got back from cheerleading + my back has gone. stoopid full extension.. the stupid twit who's flying for us has an extremely small head that is enormously improportioned for the size of her body. our squad is completely monged up - appart fomr me+megs+elly.

watching waterloo road on anytime atm, it's getting more pathertic every week. [: school was ok today, getting abit boring now though - s'pose it'll be better once i get my options sorted.

there's not much for me to write about today, so i'll be going now.
over+out.
rock on.