at 03:14am on the 22ndmarch, mothersday '09 Jade Goody passed away peacefully in her sleep. her two boys are gonna miss her sosososomuch. all through her chemo+treatment she was tlling her two boys jack+freddie that she'll always be the brightest star in the sky and whenever they need to see her, all they have to do is look up + smile. she told them she'l always be looking down on them with smiles on her face. i know she should be one of those people that are frownedd upon, but honestly. after all she's been through - doesn't anyoen think she has to be given a smidge of slack. afterall, knowone deserves the dreadfull pain deep inside you like that.

ray to win the skatin yea? hell yes. he's one fit bitch. - alot like someone else i know. or would love to know. did anyone know that tis day would be the greatest day in our life? because it certainly seemed it for ray+maria. he's one largely muscular man.
anyone wanna go see 17again - (that's the one with zacefron in it.) omg, he's getting married ent'heee, to vanessahudgens? typical. they work together in three hit films+ then get hitched. i could hvae told you that would have happened. [:

so yea, i think i'll be going on a LARGE shopping spree next weekend. i shall have to get some dosh i think. AFTER ALL, i don't think mother will be too impressed if i go scrounging for it.

over+out. happymothersday.
rip jadetweed.

fourcandles.

amaze lunch again today girls. - shame he wasn't in eeh. [n]. izzy compleets' embarrased herself.. everyone creased. ;)
jon says: you're chloe's sister right?
izzy says: yeaaa, *giggless*
jon says: realx girls - it's only jon. so what's your name then?
izzy says: POLAND. -crease-
alice says: NO IZZY! what's your NAME. [:
*izzy giggles.*

so yeaaa, - pretty damn fine lunch today. - i hope he's in tomorrow i don't get it.. i really like him - but i'll never get a chance with him. i mean.. he's allready got a gf + she's well stunnin. so how could i make matched up to that. after all - i am a fat skanky cow. it's funny -cos when they fancied someone, no one ever took the piss, but now it's silly little alice fancieing an 11er, oh no she's not worth his breath no more. i can't do anything right. meybe i shoudl just become some freakshow tatooed woman living in a flat on the 12th floor with twelve cats. how would that make them feel. i s'pose it'd give them something else to mock. ellen reckons she's gonna kick the bitch as shag him herself. but act' i'd be teh bitch she'd be kicking cos i'd allready be at his [:

somehow, our conversations developed onto turnips. at this point i managaed to dig myself into an even bigger hole than i'm allready in + manage to bury myself completely under the ground. i do not lick turnips. + i never will. maybe i shoudl try it? i don't know. i don't seem to knwo anthing these daays.

and now all teh power's complets' submerged us all in complete darkness. it's unual but also quite nice. relaxing in some way. dad's looking for candles now. probs' some kind of shite tea lightey ones. this whole situation reminds me of the two ronnies scetch book. my favourite one being the 'fourcandles' in the DIY shop.
Ronny #1: I'd like to but forkhandles please.
Ronny #2: OKK. *hands him four fork handles.
Ronny #2: NAAWW. not that. FOUR CANDLES.!!!

i love this. i have everything i've ever wanted.. well - appart from one thing. + we all know what that is. i have gowing candles surrounding me with warmth + i ahve nearly 2+1/2 hours left on my laptop battery. i also have my ipod with me so i'm all good. all i need now is someone to share the romance with. [L] shame i'm always so lonely on the best occaisions.

i actt' can't wait till saturdaay. gunna be amaze. - i'm going now.
loveyouuubaby; xooooo

taa very much girls. [:

what an amaze day. lunch was the donn' + we need to do this kind of shit again sometime. we were sat watching him + his socially rejected mates for what seems like only 2minutes. ]: sadly, it took up nearly the whole of lunch. then meggs+moniiquee decided it extremely funny to go+tell him i fancy him. taa very much girls. he then called us all fuck ugly + said that he's allready got a 'bird' anyway. who referes to girls as birds now'aa days anyhoo? it's a'bit fucktarded don't you think.
i can't wait for this summer. i really think it's gonna be the best one yet. if the weather keeps up it's routine, then we'll have a blast. maybe even a nice bf this time. (probs' not.) i think all of the9 should go up drayton mannor again. now that would be on severely craziee day. [y].
i'm gonna go now. there's nothing more to write. bubyee, [:

tired out.

evenin' [:
i'm shattered tonight.. got back from cheerleading + my back has gone. stoopid full extension.. the stupid twit who's flying for us has an extremely small head that is enormously improportioned for the size of her body. our squad is completely monged up - appart fomr me+megs+elly.

watching waterloo road on anytime atm, it's getting more pathertic every week. [: school was ok today, getting abit boring now though - s'pose it'll be better once i get my options sorted.

there's not much for me to write about today, so i'll be going now.
over+out.
rock on.

such an amazee day today. me+thegirls + leon had a hundreds+thousands fight on the courts.. it was hillarious. leon decided it would be hillarious to lob the tub at my back. it was pretty damn funny though. in music we had a blast, we lit' doss in there. hill don't gie a toss, so we take advantage. :D
alice says: dude, shake my hand.
moniiquee says: ok, -so the hand is shook-
alice says: ok, now pull my finger?
moniiquee says: err, yeaa ok. -the finger is pulled-
alice says: *FART NOISE* it was pretty damn amazin' tbf. then in art me+paige were talking complete shit about fluyffster the bellybutton fluff eayting hybrid + bob (body of a beetle) the ear wax catching hybrid. bob+fluffster are closely related+both have the same shape head. [: such a funny daay. [y].
so then i get home.. only to find my mom has bought me pilates equiptment? i think, helloo dude, i'm not fat am i? so now she's making me eat vegetables + healthy food. is there any point to this madness? personally, i'd rather like to have a 'sit-down' when i get home. not do more sodding exercise. so i log online + then i find my so called.. bestiee talking complete shit to me about pigs+chickens.
alice says: mmm, pork for teaa.
ellen says: mmm, chicken wrapped in bacon with veg. and LOTS of gravey.
alice says: with cheese in the middle?
ellen says: no, my mom's not gordon ramsay you know.. homemade though, although - we bought the chicken and the bacon. we don't kill chickens.. nor pigs.
god i talk shit.
alice says: yes, you do. i've noticed that allot recently.. seriously.. who says these things? i seriously think she's a bit simple. with the nicest of intentions obvv'. also today, i tried doing a 'shit immitation' of a south wales accent. it clearly wasn't that great, no-one laughed. ]:
simposons are on.. i love th bit at the start where bart is writing on the blackboard random shit.. today it was..
'no-one is interested in my underpants.'

i'm going now, getting bored of typing. [:
aurevoir;

first blog.

so hey guys.. this is my first blog and i don't really know what to write. i think i'm just going to see how it works out first. my mind has gone completely blanc and i honestly don't have a clue what to put here. so i'm goin to go now + i'll come back with some kind of good story.

seeyaaaaaa, [:

jade goody.

i really do feel so sorry for jade goody. i'm watching her wedding on telly now + she looks stunning. the vows were beautiful + even when she got the giggles half way though, she looked as if she was loving every moment.

as she walked down the aisle to 'cannon in d' she looked truley amazing. i've never before seen such a gorgeous dress in all my life. the owner of harrods gave it to her as a wedding present. on the subject of presents, jack got jade a pair of diamond earrings + a diamond necklace. she wore these in the ceremony. jade got jack a gold watch - he too wore his gift in the ceremony.

the vows were beautifully written. i'm not going to publish them because there might be some kind of copywrite on them, inwhich case i don't want to get done for breach of copywrite.

i'm going now - goobyeee. (: